Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said Sven, “but we don’t have a ladder.” The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and […]
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. 🙂 Re-posted from our newsletter originally sent on 2/15/2014
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into […]
Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.Engineers think that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.